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I suggested he put the bed sheet between us and dry hump, because it would still give us stimulation.

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We didn't use a condom because I have the implant and we've both been tested. I went to the bathroom and had an unexpectedly violent sneeze. His cum came shooting out and landed in a nice puddle on the bath mat. He poked it and said, 'Aww, what should we name him?

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I thought it was going to lead to sex, but instead he grabbed my labia and started opening and closing it while saying, 'Release the kraken! He decided he wanted me to sit on his face. He grabbed my butt to pull me closer but misjudged how small I am and catapulted my face into the wall.

It broke my glasses, cut my cheek, and gave me a black eye.

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We're still together and my face has healed nicely. I noticed him slow down after a while and then he just stopped completely. Turns out he fell asleep still holding my tits and squeezing them in his sleep. As me and my ex boyfriend were doing the deed, my phone rang.

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He stopped, looked at my phone, then at me, and said, 'Finish her! I did and it was amazing until he told me to lean back.

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The force of the sneeze literally squeezed him out of my vagina, he lost his balance, and fell over. The most perfect timing ever. Once he got to my place and things started heating up, he went down on me and the 'fantastic' move that made him 'so good' was to blow a raspberry on my vagina. However, afterwards he took me to his bathroom, showed me his collection of hair removal cream, and told me that he would always have the 'pubic area of a porn star'. Cool story, bro, goodbye forever. The cramp hurt so bad I started walking around his room naked and crying.

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We were both drunk AF and started getting down, when suddenly he stopped. Everything was going good, but after three minutes, he pulls out and starts masturbating instead for a solid 3—4 minutes. After he was done, he said he saw it in porn once.

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